Hilarious Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister To Make Her Smile

Happy Birthday Sister Funny – There lot of ways to make your sister’s birthday funfilled and one of them is sending funny birthday wishes for sister to her. With our collection of happy birthday sister funny you can choose from our well written funny wishes, If it is your big sister that’s celebrating you can send her a happy birthday big sister funny or a happy birthday little sister funny

if it’s your younger sister that is the celebrant.

**Hilarious Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister To Make Her Smile**

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Happy Birthday Sister Funny

It’s time to celebrate! May you have many glasses of champagne to drink tonight and may you find the perfect person to buy them for you! Have fun, and happy birthday!

My sister is the best and most special sister… because we’re the same size and so I have double the wardrobe! Have a lovely birthday, Sis!

Do you remember the story mom used to tell that she found you crying on a street and then she took you home? The story was true! Happy birthday!

I love you so much that if you are feeling tired today, I don’t mind-blowing out the candles on your cake for you.

Happy Birthday, sis! Now that we’re older, I’ve come to realize that you’re not half as evil as I thought!

It is your birthday sister, and everybody knows that things get better with age. So, by now you must be amazing!!!

May your birthday remind you that this is probably a good time to stop looking in the mirror.

Happy birthday sis! Remember, money can’t buy you happiness. But it can buy you a cake (which is basically the same thing).

Many times in my lifetime I’ve found myself wishing you weren’t my sister. But on today, I send you the sweetest of birthday wishes. Enjoy your day!

I could wish 100 years of joyful youth but it seems like I’d be jealous if my hairs are all white and you’re still so young. Happy birthday!

I love you more than pizza, and that is saying a lot! Happy birthday to the best slice around!

Your birthday always reminds me of how lucky we were that we didn’t kill each other growing up. Have a great one, sis!

Enjoy your birthday big sister! Thanks for always making me feel young and beautiful.

I’m going to stop sending you makeup . . . time to accept you as you are, beautiful wrinkles and all! Happy Birthday!

You should feel lucky that I was born first. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have the chance to be here. Though you didn’t thank me for that yet I am wishing you a happy birthday twin.

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Happy Birthday Big Sister Funny

This is my birthday wish for a sister who doesn’t want to hear that it’s her 35th birthday! LOL!

Happy Birthday to the person who witnessed most of my childhood injuries, and caused quite a few of them.

I used to think that you were just born bossy, then I realized you were just born first- so I guess you’re off the hook since you were just being a big sister. Happy birthday to the bossiest best sister.

I don’t like sharing my stuff with you. But I like the childhood I shared with you. Happy Birthday to the most annoying big sister.

Sis, you are like a parent, teacher and policewoman all rolled into one, and I’m still trying to figure out whether that’s a good or bad thing.

Happy Birthday to my big sister, who keeps me sane… when she’s not driving me crazy.

The best part of being your sister is having a best friend that is almost as pretty as me. Best wishes on your birthday!

It is said that if you don’t do wild things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to talk about when you’re old. Happy birthday dear sister, I hope you have a *memorable* day!

No one can make me laugh like you do – especially when I look at your face.

Dear sister, please accept my congratulations on reaching the 15th anniversary of your 20th birthday.

Focus on the days that are yet to come. Don’t look back in the past because it’s a blank page. What a waste of so many years! Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Little Sister Funny

People say that it is the thought that counts, so I want you to know that I really thought about giving you lots of lovely things for your birthday – like that top you wanted, and those cool shoes. However, this card will have to do as I’m totally broke! I still love you lots! Happy birthday and hope you have a brilliant day!

Since today’s your birthday, I’ll do you the favor of not telling everyone about your childhood pranks. Have a great birthday! Cheers!

You are certainly slightly less annoying than yesterday. Finally, you’re doing me a favor by growing up. Happy birthday little sister!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Only me wishing you a fantastic birthday, dear sister!

As a gift for your birthday, I decided not to tell everyone on social media how old you are today. You’re welcome!

It is your birthday! On this special day, I just want to speak from the heart and let you know … I am Mom’s favorite!

Hooray it’s your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Today it’s all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day!

When we were kids, my little sister stole my limelight, my toys, and even my money on occasion. So, today I am stealing her birthday! Happy Birthday to me!!!

I used to have a sweet, little sister. Now I have you. Happy Birthday!

Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!

You’re finally 21! Now you can legally do all those things that you’ve been doing since you were 16! Happy birthday!

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Happy Birthday Older Sister Funny

It is said that the moon orbits around the earth. Similarly, my sister keeps on spinning teenage boys around her beautiful self. Happy birthday your royal prettiness!

Mom refers to you as a queen, but based on our personal relationship, I like to think of you more as a warrior princess.

Happy Birthday to my sister, a lady who knows way too many embarrassing childhood secrets about me.

The complexion of my sister is as white as dandruff on my head. Happy birthday, Snow White!

Look out! Here comes the coolest sister around. Happy birthday to my sister, role model, and friend all rolled up into one beautiful lady!

Happy Birthday to my badass older sister!

I always take it as my obligation to at least make you feel good on your birthday since I inherited all of the looks.

Though there were only three witches in Macbeth, I think the fourth one is reading these words. Happy birthday, sister!

Whew! Another year passed and you are even more beautiful today than ever. Happy birthday to my downright gorgeous sister!

No matter how serious life gets, you’ve got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I’ve got you sis! Have a brilliant birthday!

Some people command respect, some admiration, some jealousy, some competitiveness and others unconditional love. But you command all these things at once. Happy birthday to my perfect sibling.

Happy Birthday Sister Funny From Brother

Happy Birthday, Sister! You’re great at everything you do. And I’m great at being the brother you wish you never had.

I had a real funny joke about you prepared for this special occasion, but then I realized I didn’t want people to see me get my ass kicked by a girl.

You’re not just my sister- you’re my crazy best friend, drinking buddy, a cup of awesomeness, and you deserve a huge birthday cake – to share! Happy birthday to you!

I could write a million songs about your grace and elegance – but mother always taught us not to lie.

Happy Birthday from your brother! My gift to you is pretending that you’re actually the favorite child.

Out of all of siblings life has blessed me with you’re my favorite because only you can see the humor in receiving an empty box as a gift.

You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!

Happy Birthday to my wonderful sister! It would be nice if everyone could have a sister like you, but I sure as hell ain’t sharing!

Sisters are a lot like toppings on ice cream: you can get by without them, but where’s the fun in that? Thanks for sweetening my life with your love. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday to someone who’s like a sister to me. (Oh wait, you’re my actual sister.)

Pharmaceutical companies should take a few swabs of your DNA and bottle its chemical composition to create a product called Emotional Healer. Happy birthday sis.

I don’t think I should crack jokes about old age and grey hair to someone who, herself is a living joke. I am not that mean. Happy birthday!

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister

Happy birthday sis! I really wanted to get you something incredible for your birthday, but then I realized that my presence alone would be spectacular enough. You’re welcome!

Birthdays are always special to me because it’s the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Enjoy your birthday. It’s all about you!

I always wanted a sister. I don’t know whether God has misheard my prayers because you seem more of a brother to me. Happy Birthday to my tomboy sister.

I bought you some Bingo cards and reading glasses—you know, the essentials for a woman your age.

You’re the most annoying person in the world, but somehow I still love you. Happy Birthday, sis!

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to a little sister who is not anywhere near as evil as I once thought she was.

You and I both know that you’ve been a brat since we were kids, but I’m not going to mention that today. Happy birthday, dear sister.

You’re truly one in a million – so kind, caring, and sweet. To be honest, I am not sure how we are even related! I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are.

The best part of being your sister is having a best friend that is almost as pretty as me. Best wishes on your birthday!

I thought you’d always have my back. But I didn’t know you’d hide at my back every time mom gets angry on us. Happy birthday!

Can I go grocery shopping with you on Senior Citizen Discount Day to save 5%? You do qualify for it, right?

We used to fight like cats and dogs, but now I think you’re a doggone purr-fect sister. Happy Birthday!