Humorous Happy Birthday Cousin Funny For Female And Male


Happy Birthday Cousin Funny – Don’t miss this once in a 365 days opportunity to wish your cousin a happy birthday. If your cousin has a sense of humor and is sure to laugh at your funny birthday wishes then our below happy birthday cousin quotes funny will go along way to making them enjoy their birthday, All you just do is to copy and paste.

Happy Birthday Cousin Funny
Humorous Happy Birthday Cousin Funny For Female And Male

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Happy Birthday Cousin Funny

Happy birthday to my cousin! In our family, you are the one that we rely on for information about our history… because you have been here since the beginning of time!

Today, cousin, you are celebrating another year of life! Although nothing you see will compare to the wheel being invented, may this year be full of wonders! Happy Birthday!

Cousins do not resemble each other a lot, but being a family means more than just sharing genes. I am happy to have you as a cousin and celebrate your birthday.

On this day, cousin, I know that you have questions. Like, where is the Icyhot? Is my social security going to kick in? Here’s hoping those questions are answered!

You are the most recommended treatment to remove my boredom. Hope they make tablets of you. Happy Birthday my cousin.

Hope you know you have lost one year of your life today? Anyway, I am going to organize a party for you to forget about this loss.

Happy Birthday to my cousin! In our family, you are the one that we rely on for information about our history… because you have been here, since the beginning of time!

The days of hiding may be gone, but our friendship will last forever, my dear cousin. You are my special friend, and a cousin one can only wish for. Happy Birthday.

On your birthday, cousin, people will tell you not to worry; that you should be carefree. Those people are wrong! At your age, you really should worry and care a lot! It’s time to panic!

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Happy Birthday Cousin Quotes Funny

Hi cousin, it is your birthday, so let’s make memories, take selfies, you’re always the family’s worst photographer.

Happy birthday, cuz! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!

Wishing you a day when you are not so grumpy! Can’t do anything about you being old! Happy Birthday, cuz!

I do not know if it is easy to be happy and calm like you are all the time. I hope you let loose a bit today because it is your birthday. Have a blast.

On the year you were born, cousin, the first plane flew! That must have really been something!

You are my cousin whom I will protect when troubles occur. Oh, don’t worry, no troubles yet. 🙂

I am glad you are not my real sister. Otherwise, my parents would have been more proud of you than me because you are so intelligent and beautiful. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday to my MUCH older cousin! You are as ancient as you are wise!

On your birthday, cousin, know that there is no one older than you! Seriously, your age is pretty high up there!

Happy Birthday to the person who makes our granny laugh till showing no teeth. 🙂 Enjoy!

Happy Birthday Cousin Female Funny

I am not going to make any age-related jokes today because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are—happy born day cuz.

Today, cousin, my first thought was of you! I marveled at how old you really are… and wondered how much longer you can hide it! Happy Birthday!

Each birthday marks the end of one year and the beginning of another one. Therefore, I hope you celebrate the gift of life. And we stay friends, not just cousins, for the years to come.

if I could, I would buy you a car as you always cry for, but I’m your broke cousin, I can’t even get a scooter. 🙂

On your birthday, cousin, people will tell you not to worry; that you should be carefree. Those people are wrong! At your age, you really should worry and care a lot! It’s time to panic!

I cannot believe how big you are getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate, and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy birthday to my cousin.

Hey, cuz, happy birthday! I have decided that honesty is truly the best policy, so I am sending you this message: You are old. So, very old.

Dear cousin, since the day you were born, you are a blessing to our family. I hope you have many more birthdays to celebrate. For now, let’s get crazy on your special day.

To my cousin, who is very old: May the aches you have not be so bad, this year! Take it easy, old man!

Standing next to you, cousin, on your birthday is a real treat for me! Anyone around us can clearly see that I am much, younger than you! Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday Cousin Male Funny

Happy birthday to my amazing cousin! You are everything a brother can dream of: a truly wonderful person, a bit crazy bro and a fully loyal friend!

Hope you know you have lost one year of your life today? Anyway, I’m going to organize a party for you to forget about this loss. Happy birthday.

Today is your birthday, cousin! The day that time originally started! Congratulations on being at the beginning of things!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. It’s time to realize you’re old and turning forty-two. Happy birthday to the funniest cousin I know!

Here’s a toast to my cousin’s birthday! As far as your birthday celebration goes, hope it will so wild that they will name a hurricane after you.

“Knock Knock. Who’s there? Better be. Better be who? Better be prepared for some fun tonight!” Happy birthday to my favorite cousin!

Happy Birthday Cousin Funny Female

Cousin, don’t get sad that you are old. Look at it positively: with each birthday you’re getting one step closer to receiving a senior discount for movie tickets! Happy birthday!

Happy splendid birthday, my dearest cousin! Don’t worry about getting older today. No matter how old you become, you’re still a child because you’re a child of God!

In life, there are staggering numbers: the population of a city and your age! Have an overwhelming birthday, cousin!

Not only am I glad that you are my cousin, but also that you are my friend who gives me love, compassion, wisdom, friendship and encouragement and always inspire me. Happy birthday, sweetie!

Happy birthday from one of the most marvelous cousins you know. I thank God for making you so lucky to have a wonderful cousin like me. Enjoy your day, my dear!

Have an amazing birthday, cousin! Given all of the secrets we have kept from our childhood, we should have won a few Emmy Awards by now.

We have a big family with lots of aunts and uncles, nieces and nephews. But the family would be incomplete without a person whom I love the most! Happy birthday, dear cousin.

If you ever find yourself feeling bummed for being unable to achieve something in life, take solace in the fact that so many years ago, of the millions of sperms, you were the strongest. Happy birthday.

Wishing you a day of light traffic, good parking spaces, and co-workers who actually do their job. It sure was worth fighting to get that manager job, huh?

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