Funny Birthday Wishes For Wife – Don’t just wish your wife a happy birthday make sure to also crack her up with some funny birthday quotes for her wife. Below you will find some hilarious funny birthday messages for your wife to make her happy.

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Wife

Happy Birthday, my beautiful wife. If we had been on the Titanic and only had 1 door between us, I would have made room for you and never let you go.

I know you have a lot of things to do, so I’m going to go ahead and take them off your hands and do them for you. Happy Birthday – I love you!

Our children get their adorable looks from you and their immense stubbornness from me, what great politicians they will make! Happy Birthday from your partner in world domination.

Some people have a beautiful wife, some people have an intelligent wife, others have a stylish wife……and I have you. Happy birthday, dear.

Nothing is hotter than an older woman. Of course, you don’t look the part, but we both know your little secret. Happy Birthday my beautiful wife!

Candles on your birthday cake and sparkling smile of your teeth are enough to light up the environment, happy birthday dear, wife.

Happy birthday, my pretty wife, one more year has passed happily without committing many mistakes. It’s quite surprising for a couple like us, happy birthday, my dear wife.

Forgot about what has happened in the past, you cannot change it., Forget about what will happen in the coming future, you cannot predict it.  Forget about what is going to happen in present, I did not get you one!

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Best Funny Birthday Wishes For Wife

Well, the number of handles you blew today tripled the amount of love showering at you. Happy birthday, wife, don’t blow the candles off!

As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

Happy Birthday to the one that still makes my heart skip a beat and my stomach do somersaults when she enters a room. I am so proud and blessed to be able to call you my wife!

I’ll never forget that sparkle in your eye that made me fall in love with you. Happy Birthday my love! You never lost that sparkle.

Today I’m going to reverse the roles and give you a taste of how comfortable you have made me for all these years. Sit back, relax and watch me make a mess of it for your entertainment.

The saying goes that all you need is love, so I guess I don’t have to buy you any presents this year! Happy birthday to my wife.

There is nothing I want more than to spend the next 100 birthdays by your side. If that is not possible, then we might have to pull a “Notebook” because I cannot live a day without you. Happy birthday to my other half.

Don’t blame the store owner for asking for more money for candles than birthday cake, Yes it’s true, you are getting old but your heart is still a young happy birthday.

Do you think age is a Funny thing and you can ignore it? Wait till you have a look yourself in the mirror…  Happy Birthday!

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Funny Birthday Quotes For Wife

Strangely, I found one day my wife has a grey hair strand and I was like what is this? Then I’d realized it’s a matter of age! Happy birthday wife, lots, and lots of dye!

You are so lucky to have me as your husband…but not as lucky as I am to have you as my beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent wife! Happy Birthday, my love!

Happy Birthday, my wife! Today we celebrate and you are not allowed to lift a finger. Dinner, laundry, and cleaning will be taken care of… put your feet up and enjoy your day!

I tried baking your cake this year myself, but I very quickly realized why one of us spends far more time in the kitchen than the other. Thought you deserved an explanation for the mess.

You’re the only woman I would ever want to be trapped on an island with, have a wonderful birthday.

Birthday wishes to a woman who is fortunate to have the best husband, the best husband, and the best husband.

I just thought to wish you an extremely early happy birthday, So that I can continue to think about myself!

When I proposed to you, your figure was 36-24-36. When I married you, the measurement was 36-26-36. Now, you are 42-36-45. But promise, I will love you the same way, even if you will turn 45-45-45.

I wake up every morning and thank the good Lord for Him bringing you into my life. Jerry Maguire said it best ‘you complete me’. Happy Birthday, my beautiful wife. I love you always and forever.

Happy Birthday to the one that still makes my heart skip a beat and my stomach do somersaults when she enters a room. I am so proud and blessed to be able to call you my wife!

I should let you know how happy I am, how proud you make me and how lucky I feel to have you. But you know all that already, so why don’t we just skip right to the birthday sex. Happy Birthday!

Do you want candles for the cake? I don’t assume so, as your smile can be sufficient to remove darkness from the surroundings. Happy birthday, Love.

You are so lucky to have me as your husband…but not as lucky as I am to have you as my beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent wife! Happy Birthday, my love!

You are the most precious tenant of my heart, and that is why despite the fact that you have accumulated rent arrears as high as Mount Everest, I can never ever evict you. I love you so much, sweetheart. Happy birthday.